After two years, my novel is complete. It is called Luke. You can buy it at Amazon... http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DOMWB6M
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Interview posted on The Dan O'Brien Project
The Dan O'Brien Project was nice enough to interview me about Luke and various other bits...
http://thedanobrienproject.blogspot.com/2013/08/the-ten-spot-meet-aaron-cohen.html
If you are a reader or a writer, you should check out his blog. He updates it daily (unlike some blogs I know of), and had some great interviews with interesting writers.
Happy three-day weekend!
Monday, August 19, 2013
Starring Marisa Tomei as Leanne
I always pictured Marisa Tomei as Leanne. This is what she was thinking in Chapter 22...
Be strong, Leanne. You are a bad ass bitch and you will beat them. Don’t let them see any cracks. You are in control. Focus. Be here now. Be whole now. There is only now.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DOMWB6M
Sunday, August 18, 2013
First 5-star Amazon review: 50 Shades + Star Wars + Carl Hiaasen = Luke
This was the first review of Luke posted on Amazon. This lovely person will always have my undying gratitude, whom ever she is...
The 5-star review:
Tons of fun. Carl Hiaasen meets Star Wars meets 50 Shades of Gray meets Elmore Leonard. It's not much of a spoiler to let you know this a sexed-up parody of Star Wars, set in Las Vegas, as you'll figure that out quite quickly.
The Death Star is now the Dark Star, a new 10,000 room brothel that will monopolize the sex industry in Nevada and practically enslave its workers. Darth Vadar is David Vaddio, the force behind the Dark Star. Obi-Wan appears as a retired mobster who lives by The Code. My favorite re-imagining is probably the Millennium Falcon as an RV, but Chewbacca as a mute who shares his thoughts in a journal is a close second.
It's a quick read. It does a great job of engrossing you in a new story, while eliciting chuckles at Star Wars moments.
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Saturday, August 17, 2013
Al and Leanne do not look alike
From Chapter 22
It is hard to
believe that Al is Leanne’s father. Leanne is beautiful. Even on the hastily
taped video message, she is drop dead gorgeous. Al is not. Ugly doesn’t quite
apply, because the guy smiles so much it somehow counteracts his big, lumpy
nose, his oversized ears, his bulbous, insect-like eyes, his bumpy complexion, and
the absence of any trace of a chin. He looks like the offspring of a fly and a
gorilla. How he could have fathered Leanne is a mystery to Luke.
But what a nice
guy! Luke had been expecting a smarmy, abusive, womanizing brute. Instead, Al
turned out to be friendly, jovial, always grinning, and caring. He asked about
not just Leanne, but also Luke’s aunt and uncle, and Luke himself. Al had promised
to help in any way he could. After talking to Al, Luke felt for the first time
in a while that things might turn out okay.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DOMWB6M
Friday, August 16, 2013
Three five-star reviews on Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/Luke-ebook/dp/B00DOMWB6M/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1376709038&sr=8-1&keywords=luke+aaron+cohen
I now have three five star reviews. Woohoo! I can't you how good that feels. Entertain even that many people is somehow a rush and makes me want to do it again.
Writing of the next novel has begun,.
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